It's Talk Like A Pirate Day.

ARRRRRRRGH!

Sept. 19 is such a special holiday, except to landlubbers.

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Permalink Reply by Reg Mathis on September 19, 2010 at 12:39pm

SO a kid goes Trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He stops at the first house and a nice lady answers the door. The kid yells "TRICK OR TREAT!!!" and the lady says,"Oh my!! A pirate!! Where are your bucaneers?"

And the kid replys, "What do YOU think lady, they're under my buckin' hat!!!"

(Since we're apparently pulling out all the OLD pirate jokes!)

TCSShipshape!

Reg

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Permalink Reply by Ben Waller on September 19, 2010 at 12:45pm

Real pirates don't wear high heels. The heels get caught in the deck planks and you can't climb the ratlines while wearing them.

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Permalink Reply by Reg Mathis on September 19, 2010 at 12:55pm

So you oppose nuns stealing their look from penguins?

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Permalink Reply by Reg Mathis on September 19, 2010 at 12:56pm

She can "shiver me timbers" anytime!!!

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Permalink Reply by Fabulous Heather Days of Summer on September 19, 2010 at 12:58pm

THAT'S JUST FUNNY RIGHT THERE - I DON'T CARE WHO YA ARE !!!

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Permalink Reply by Ben Waller on September 19, 2010 at 1:01pm

Yes, just as much as I oppose penguins stealing their look from orcas.

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Permalink Reply by Art "ChiefReason" Goodrich on September 19, 2010 at 1:04pm

A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.”

The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.”

Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!”

-Author Unknown-