We all have those calls that make us laugh or make us wanna slap the sense back into someone...both on the fire side and ems so lets here em.....come on dispatchers you have to have some of the best...lol.
Call to a seniors residence at 9 am for a reported fall. Elderly gentleman had been drinking his " COFFEE ? " when he spotted his hanging plant and felt it needed watering. Goes out on second floor balcony but can't reach plant so using his " COFFEE " ENHANCED WISDOM, drags a chair out and stands on it to water the plant . Did a complete three sixty and landed on hie back. Luckily it had been raining heavily and he landed in deep mud. He couldn't understand all the fuss and wanted to return to his " COFFEE " . Ran him in and Docs couldn't find more than a few bruises. Call became known as rhe seniors high dive championship.