Upsala, Ontario is in the boondocks, so sometimes things work out differently than in other places. With a humble nod to Paul Combs, who is a real artist, here is one of my attempts at cartoonery:

Okay, things aren't quite that different, but you get the idea. You can read more about what I call "the peripheral edge of the universe" here: http://www.beebewitzblog.blogspot.com/. You can read the column I wrote to accompany this cartoon here.