I can't take credit for this someone forwarded it to me.

> PURINA DIET
>
> I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
> line to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I
> was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
> I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
> I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
> orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
> or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
> because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
> sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
>
> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
> as he staggered out the door.
>
> ...Why else would I buy dog food??
>



Now, That there's funny.. I don't care who you are!!!!