I can't take credit for this someone forwarded it to me.

> PURINA DIET
>
> I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
> line to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I
> was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
> I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
> I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
> orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
> or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
> because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
> sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
>
> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
> as he staggered out the door.
>
> ...Why else would I buy dog food??
>



Now, That there's funny.. I don't care who you are!!!!

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Comment by Darryll Hamlin on November 24, 2008 at 11:23pm
Hi from northern mi ,Petoskey today 35 degrees and 4 ' of fresh snow. love the dog joke very funny hey you take care be safe, and god bless.
Comment by Chickadee on August 29, 2008 at 11:28pm
There is no way I could say that and maintain my composure!! I'm still shaking my head in amusement! Nice : )
Comment by Heather on May 22, 2008 at 3:46pm
ROFLMAO...that was hysterical. I need to try that one for real...you see where I am in southern Maryland all the folks are called SMIB's...won't go into what that means just yet but YES it is very derogitory. They would all believe me!!!!!!!!
Comment by Christopher Smith on May 21, 2008 at 9:49pm
ROTFLMAOWTIME!!!! I laughed so hard, thankfully I hadn't had anything to drink in my mouth at the time I read this! I'm definitely passing this on to my friends!

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