Okay, I know it's not their fault. When folks have a knee or hip replacement and need help getting up off the toilet or vagal down and "Fallout" while using the toilet and someone has to call 911. I really don't have a problem just helping them up or even cleaning them up and transporting them to the ER. Because hey it could happen to anyone. But, As God is my witness. If I ever find myself fading out while doing my business on the pot. With my last breath I will reach up and flush that damn thing
Maybe I should invent a lanyard ( like the kind they have on tredmills or jetski's) You could velco it on your wrist and if you "Fallout" It calls 911 and delivers two stacked courtesy flushes before EMS arrives.
So you tell me am I asking to much?
Sorry if you saw this twice I tried to post it earlier and it did'nt work :)