Funny but REAL 911 calls
Current mood: amused
Category: Life

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn....I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

Dispatcher: 911 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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Comment by Matthew on December 29, 2008 at 11:47pm
Lol @ the first one. This really isn't a 911 call, but your blog reminded me of it. The funniest thing I ever heard over the radio was when our neighboring department was en-route back to the station after a grass fire and this mans wife got on their base station and asked her husband to pick up a loaf of bread before coming back home lol. Half the county heard it...911 wasn't to thrilled but I couldn't stop laughing.
Comment by George on September 23, 2008 at 5:17am
lol as a 911 dispatcher those are funny and the sad part is so real.
Comment by Christopher Smith on September 18, 2008 at 7:48pm
Definitely funny...if you aren't on the receiving end of these calls!
Comment by Justin Buck on September 17, 2008 at 6:21pm
now this is funny
Comment by Damon Dyer on September 16, 2008 at 6:36pm
Those are pretty good .

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