A man walks into a pet store and is looking around when he

spots a Chimpanzee in a cage marked, "$1000".

The

man looks a little closer and discovers that the chimpanzee

is wearing a T-shirt bearing the

Maltese Cross and is cleaning a fog nozzle.

Curious about

this, the man summons the storekeeper and asks him what the

deal is with this thousand dollar monkey.

"Sir, You

have discovered our Fire Service Monkeys".







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