When God made EMT's and Paramedics......



When the Lord made EMT's and Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of

overtime when an angel appeared and said,

"You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one,"

And the Lord said,

"Have you read the specs on this order?



An EMT/Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy

hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter

homes a health inspector… Continue