1. Sick people don’t bitch.



2. Try not to say "oh shit' when approaching a trauma patient.



3. The patient’s has the emergency not you.



4. All heart rhythms will eventually change to one you know how to treat.



5. Pray your partner is not stupid.



6. The more stuff you see on an EMT’s belt, the newer they are. (except For 2 people, Me, Even though I am not an EMT, and Paramedic Neal Stone)



7. All bleeding will eventually stop.



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