My dad (who I swear knows everyone in this county) and friends in the FD
Why I Love Fire/EMS
Top Issues Facing Responders:
Political, Popularity, Traffic that won't move to the right or at all.
Im Nate. Im a firefighter just north of Pittsburgh. Run about 150 calls a year. Im 17 y/o. I love being a firefighter, its in my blood. I am a very big Pittsburgh Penguins fan. Love the team and to play hockey.anything else, just IM me @ Fireman15Abbott (AIM) or message/comment me.
LANGISMS: -Its a hockey night in Pittsburgh! -Lets go hunt moose on a Harley! -Scratch my back with a hacksaw! -Buy Sam a drink, and his dog one too! -I'll be cow-kicked! -Look out Loretta! -Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo games ready to roll! -She wants to sell my monkey! -He beat him like a rented mule! -Hes smilin' like a butchers dog! -He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen! -He smoked him like a bad cigar! -Hes throwing out checks like its the first of the month! -He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch! -Hop in the cordova baby!, We're goin bowling! -HEEEEEEE Shoots and scores!
WWGRD? - The chief export of Gary Roberts is pain.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Gary Roberts allows to live.
- Gary Roberts is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Gary Roberts invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.
- When Gary Roberts is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
- If Gary Roberts were a calendar, every month would be named Garytober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
- What's known as UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use it's full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Gary-Roberts-Division."
- When Gary Roberts falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Gary Roberts.
- Gary Roberts did not go the prom. He put the prom on his back and took it to the girl.
- Gary Roberts CAN believe it's not butter.
- The grass is always greener on the other side. That is, unless Gary Roberts has been on the other side. In that case, the grass is most likely the color of blood and tears.
- Wilt Chamberlain once claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women during his career. Gary Roberts calls this "Wednesday".
- Gary Roberts ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And he got one.
- Gary Roberts can slam a revolving door.
- Gary Roberts does not heal, he regenerates.
- Gary Roberts does not think he is tough. Tough thinks it is Gary Roberts.
- Gary Roberts does not shoot the puck. The puck seeks to escape Gary as fast as possible to the relative safety of the net.
- Gary Roberts does not get into fights. Players headbutt Garys fists in hopes that some of his greatness will rub off on them.
- Gary Roberts does not have a gym membership. The gym has a Gary Roberts membership.
- Georges Laraque named his fists Gary and Roberts.
- Every day, Gary Roberts meditates for one hour. This is the only time the rest of the NHL can relax.
-Gary Roberts shaves....with his skates!
-Gary Roberts can build Rome, in a day!
-Gary Roberts does not sleep...he waits
-When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closest for Gary Roberts!
-Nagasaki wasn't a bomb, Gary Roberts jumped out of a plane.
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Nate Your module 3 Certificate is in, I will give them out on Tuesday. Is your skill book up to date? If not send it in and I will sighn you off for all the skills that you have completed. I can not give you credit for any of Module 4 as you are not 18, and so according to the fire academy you can not complete the course until you turn 18. I planned on carring you on the list for Ambridges program but since you chose to move on I cannot do that; I wish you luck in your fireservice carrier and if I can help you in anyway give me a call.
Check your email for a message with an attatchment to get your permissiion slip for the field trip on May 14th with the Ambridge fire class. We will leave from Ambridge fire station at 7:30 and return around 2:30pm. The letter will explain it.
Hey the 23 guy's need to do their ladder practicals with there chief or a department training officer to keep up with the class. Look in your skill books and have them gop over it with you. I can't force you to come to class but you all guy need to remember I can't let you miss two or three week and just look the other way, it is not fair to the other students that come every class. So Keep up with the ladders and reaed the other matterial and do the work book for the classes you will miss.