We had are cpr class last night heard a good one. I got to tell
Asst chief was leaving home for the class and his wife ask him where he was going. It went something like this.
wife: where are you going?
chief: CPR class.
wife: so you are going to kiss a dummy?
chief: what's new I have been doing that for nineteen years.
He said something about staying the night at the station. LOL