: The Doctor Visit

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the Doctors office and says "My body hurts whereever I touch it. It's agony"

" Impossible" says the Doctor. "Show me"

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and
screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on her thigh and more screaming. Pushes her ankle, more screams, and everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The Doctor says "You're not really a redhead are you?"
"Well no" she says "I'm actually a blonde"
"I thought so" the Doctor says "Your finger is broken"