So how do YOU phrase it?

Got in to a rather humorous discussion last night about some of the runs we have made in the past where the pt. did not appear to have all their mental faculties in operation. The humorous part was the terms used to describe these individuals. Here are some of MY favorites and I hope some of my brethren out there can possibly add to my library.

The oldies but goodies:

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The lights are on, but nobodies home.
She's a few bricks shy of a full load.

Some of my personal favorites:

She's about a half a bubble out of plumb.
The cheese done slipped off of his cracker.
She's got snakes in her head.
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Her 'tater ain't completely baked.
He's been known to argue with the soap dish.

Or as my dear, departed grandma used to say," That girl is turned funny..."

Now it's your turn!

TCSS

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Permalink Reply by Brian Dumser on December 5, 2009 at 2:42pm

Nuttier than squirrel poop!

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Permalink Reply by Russell Yount on December 5, 2009 at 9:39pm

ROFL at that one! (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

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Permalink Reply by Vivian Jo-Lynn Grimes on December 5, 2009 at 10:13pm

Doc the pt is CCFCCP...coo coo for coco puffs!

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Permalink Reply by FF Nick on December 7, 2009 at 9:38am

She/He's a few beers shy of a 6 pack or he's got all the beers, just not the plastic rings that hold em together

She/He's a little on the Derka Derka side

I don't think his/her motor is firin' on all cylinders

There's a few more but these are the ones that are in the mind currently