This discussion will NOT be closed (well...at least not by me) Respect... what you need... what you want....
Recognizing and accepting that (most especially) people in this profession tend to be strongly opinionated and have a wicked sense of humor, attempting to regulate humor and opinion, especially in the midst of a "conversation", is both presumptuous and dictatorial.
Towards that end, there is no off-topic discussion in this thread, so long as you can 'somehow' relate it back to respect. Take it where ever it goes, sarcasm is allowed. No...really.
I think you'll find that the FSM is depicted with meatballs.
Not that he actually has meatballs, only that that is how he makes us imagine him.
In other cultures he may be represented differently; a bison, elephant, old white guy with a beard, etc.