He's barely even on the podium now. This is so much more fun than talking about how to stay alive fighting fires, how to treat patients, or what kind of hay BLEVE is the worst at acquired structure training burns.
Then you're in the perfect post, Kali. Would you like a Reiki treatment, an orb-containing photo, your choice of helmet color, a whackerization package for your POV, some fire-resistant underwear, or a hay BLEVE to go with that thought?