A Fire Chief was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the

Chief decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed
to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
of it was "pleasure?"

A Training Officer  chimed in with 75-25%
in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Chief turned to the Probie who was in charge of
making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Probie responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."

The Chief was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Fire Service

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ROTFLMAO toooo Funny
LMAO!!! Currently being a probie makes this a little more comical, however, I don't think I would want to bring it up to the officers yet.
Yes - pointing out that they aren't getting any...

or at least having any fun at it...

probably not a good idea...
Three cheers for the Fire Services!!!
He'd be washing hose and trucks and mopping the floor,with a 2 bristled toothbush.
that's it - that's like a normal workload?

that's the best ya got, Chief?

I was thinking at least scrubbing toilets and showers with a 2 bristled toothbrush and polishing wheels with cotton balls!!!
Repainting the lines on the floor with a pinstipers paintbrush,cleaning fittings with a Q tip.Swamping out the floor drains with a dixie cup.You get the drift.
It's called takin one for the team.Literally I guess ;)
see - I knew you could do better - i know you been thinking about this torture for a while ;-)
Just need a likely canidate,that's all.All in due time....
I know some people who need a good beating - I will send them your way !!!
WELL - if it's for the TEAM !!!

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