If only people could read.
I loved the one incident where a woman drove off with the nozzle still in her car. She was absolutely indignant that not only was she responsible for the clean up (a few gallons) but she had to pay to repair the pump as well. Her mercedes looked awesome with the nozzle and about 5 foot of breakaway hose hanging off of her car.
I guess technically the point should go to the OP as I could be accused (however unintentionally) of threadjacking. Which as we know, is a grievous offense here.