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Unusual Things That Work!
I thought it'd be pretty cool to share stuff we've learnt, that's unusual, but works.
Let me begin with an example....
MARZIPAN- World's Most Successful Contraception
How many people knew that marzipan is the world's most successful contraception?
Here's a link to marzipan and its uses according to Wikipedia- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan (Which makes no reference to the below, so you really have to question how good a resource Wiki really is)
I learnt this one, this week.
When a couple get married, they have the traditional wedding cake which is covered in Marzipan.
They may have a slice on the wedding day and then the new wife will take a large piece home and put it in the cupboard.
On the night of the wedding, the couple have sex, but after that, it starts to become less frequent, to the point where it no longer happens.
This is because of marzipan.
The cake in the cupboard (That the wife put there) is coated with marzipan and it is giving off an odour that only females can smell, and it slowly erodes away their sex drive. The chemicals and other stuff in marzipan interact with the wife's hormone's causing this effect.
The longer it sits there, the more of the marzipan odour is given off, and less sex the female will feel like having.
All because of marzipan....
I don't know about others here, but that explains a lot to me, and I had no clue what the cause was.
Anything unusual others have learnt that they want to share?
Let me begin with an example....
MARZIPAN- World's Most Successful Contraception
How many people knew that marzipan is the world's most successful contraception?
Here's a link to marzipan and its uses according to Wikipedia- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan (Which makes no reference to the below, so you really have to question how good a resource Wiki really is)
I learnt this one, this week.
When a couple get married, they have the traditional wedding cake which is covered in Marzipan.
They may have a slice on the wedding day and then the new wife will take a large piece home and put it in the cupboard.
On the night of the wedding, the couple have sex, but after that, it starts to become less frequent, to the point where it no longer happens.
This is because of marzipan.
The cake in the cupboard (That the wife put there) is coated with marzipan and it is giving off an odour that only females can smell, and it slowly erodes away their sex drive. The chemicals and other stuff in marzipan interact with the wife's hormone's causing this effect.
The longer it sits there, the more of the marzipan odour is given off, and less sex the female will feel like having.
All because of marzipan....
I don't know about others here, but that explains a lot to me, and I had no clue what the cause was.
Anything unusual others have learnt that they want to share?
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Brian Dumser on
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When I was in the Army and going through training in Alabama, that's what they told us out in the field. "Don't get up and piss by your tent because the ammonia in your urine attracts scorpions." I never tested the theory.
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Permalink Reply by Tony P on
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Who, us? Never...
The lemons from that tree were superb. People used to come and ask me if they could grab some. I always said yes. But never told them about the acid treatment...
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Permalink Reply by Engineco913 on
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not a bad idea! I would take their word for it too
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Permalink Reply by Amber Crotty on
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You guys really think that is the reason why your wives are not in the mood... Marzipan?! You better think again. :)
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