Steelers Fans On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her
class that she is a Patriots fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Patriots fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises
their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a
Patriots fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a
Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, please tell me why you are you a Steelers fan?'

'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, wh at would you be then?'

'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the
Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the
Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off
the mountain.


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A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Orange & Brown shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good dee d, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down the road,' replied the priest.

'Climb in, Father. I'l l give you a lift!' The priest climbed
into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he g lanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan.'

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'

IF YOU ARE A TRUE STEELERS FAN YOU WILL SEND THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE....LETS SEE WHO IS

This was e-mailed to me I do not know who the author is but thought I would post.