After hearing about the latest incident Mrs. Chief went out on, I thought it would be a good idea for us to create a safe place for her to take shelter in.  It’s a proven fact that the Animal Conspiracy is in full swing and the latest chatter off the wire is the animals of the North might be plotting something against the Lt. 

 

I intercepted some info from their recon team (the squirrels) that Big Al & Baloo were really ticked off after being tagged & bagged by the Lt.  From the carp attacking fisherman by jumping into their boats and trying to cause bodily harm to the poor lady out in Lady Heather’s neck of the woods who was attacked by crack team of green beret raccoons, the animals are increasing their amount attacks against us.  We have to protect our own!   

 

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Heads up Heather, animal serial arsonists discovered out in your neck of the woods.....

Deer May Have Started New Wildfire

OJAI, California- The last thing California needs is another wildfire, especially one started intentionally. But that is just what Ventura County Fire Crew commander Dan Brown thinks he saw this week, a fire started intentionally by a deer. "I was patrolling a fire road and stopped when I noticed a deer violently pawing at something. My first thought was it was a rattle snake, but I couldn't see anything on the ground yet the deer kept pounding away and then I noticed tiny sparks flying off the rocks each time the hooves hit and then the brush flamed up and the deer took off."

If that is not a guilty face, I don't know what is!!!
PPT is nauseating... do what you MUST...and NOTHING MORE!
Hey you found a picture of Derek in battle... nice...

since he has experience perhap he should be immediatly put on tactical alert!
I swear you should write a book or a series... You are so very creative !!!

I am doctorate levl editor and proof-reader and I would gladly help... and I have several friends that have written and published books... and my sister is an amazing free-hand artist... if you need drawings to go with you great picture selection.

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Think Sam Campbell's series about animals (my favorite childhood book series)

http://www.samcampbell.com/tippyc.html

A TIPPY CANOE
and CANADA TOO
An Adventure in
Animal Antics and Wilderness Wisdom

by


SAM CAMPBELL
The Philosopher of the Forest
Because Eye-Witness accounts are NEVER WRONG... !?!

The true story is my friend Dove, the WTF (White-Tailed Flying) Deer, is a fearless member of our forest fire service...

Dove saw some asshole throw a burning cigarette out of their car into her territory and she fearlessly risked her life trying to stomp out the cigarette before the forest caught fire

despite her best efforts and burned hooves... the flames over-took her... requiring her to retreat and go seek back-up...
GI Derek and his squirrel blasting machine gun...... What color lights do you use when hunting squirrels.
ROTFLMAO
might I suggest as a weapon of choice...

TICKLE TORTURE


Better watch out they are arming them selves to the hilt while there brothers and sisters are having fun

notice how their tails are always raised in the national "kiss my ass" gesture
Must have been auditioning for all the movie crews that are always filming around that area. Used to head up that way quite a bit when my family took us up to Lake Casitas.

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