You can tell a Firefighter if

Our Assistant District Chief came out with two great humerous comments on firefighters

How do you tell who is a fire fighter in a party?
You don't have to, he will tell you.

If you put two firefighters and two pieces of equipment in a locked room, within an hour one piece of equipment will be broken, the other piece lost and the two firefighters will be blaming each other or the Chief for the loss.

Anyone else have funny sayings about us firefighters

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Permalink Reply by Mike Schlags (Captain Busy) Retd on April 5, 2009 at 6:34pm

1. Telephone - Tell a fireman.

2. What's the difference between boy scouts and firemen? Adult Supervision... : )

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Permalink Reply by Robert on April 5, 2009 at 7:57pm

I stop at stations all over the country. My job requires travel so that is often.

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Permalink Reply by Robert on April 5, 2009 at 7:58pm

lol

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Permalink Reply by Marty D. Ross on April 5, 2009 at 8:25pm

The fire fighter is the one putting out the nice warm fire in the winter, then commenting on how cold he is.

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Permalink Reply by Michael Vito on April 5, 2009 at 8:48pm

Firefighters are not allowed in Hell, because he gonna put the fire out.

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Permalink Reply by Allen on April 5, 2009 at 9:06pm

Never have a water fight with a Fireman, They cheat and grab the Deck Gun with about 150 psi and wonder why the hell everyone runs!!

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Permalink Reply by Robert on April 5, 2009 at 9:11pm

We have done this on several occasions to our ems personal that decide to start water fights with our dept.

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Permalink Reply by Tony P on April 5, 2009 at 9:30pm

That one is just too close to home!

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Permalink Reply by Tony P on April 5, 2009 at 9:32pm

Firemen are supposed to have adult supervision?

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Permalink Reply by Allen on April 5, 2009 at 9:38pm

We did this with the kids that live next door to the station, they used to have their super soaker water guns and squirt us everytime we walked out or around the station until we parked our engine out front one day and supprised them. Talking about funny as hell, those brats ran like their life was coming to an end.