Me and my partner got toned out one night at 1am for a unknown sickness. We roll Code 3(cuz our county rolled code 3 on all 911 calls), and arrive to find an elderly lady on the toilet, with home health care at the house. We start in with the normal questions(sample history, etc.) and the lady states "it's half way in and half way out, will you pull it out", well we were dumbfounded, my partner had to leave the house to cool down, it was so funny while at the same time pissing us off, a total waste of resources.