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How To Improve Firefighter Cardiac Health This Easter

Firefighters for years have known what scientists have just figured out. Eating your children's chocolate bunny ears promotes your longevity and health condition. Don't believe me? Think this is another April Fools joke? I think not... Read on...

Nuthetal, Germany - The largest observational study so far to examine the association between chocolate consumption and risk of cardiovascular disease has found that those who ate the most chocolate—around 7.5 g per day—had a 39% lower risk of MI and stroke than individuals who ate almost no chocolate (1.7 g per day) [1]. (Full Story)

Executive Summary:

Biggest chocolate consumers had lowest blood pressure
Those eating most chocolate had half the risk of stroke
Only small amounts of chocolate beneficial; don't eat too much

Conclusion:

Now that you have had the chance to read about how to improve your cardiac health, you can take that first step toward making your heart and body healthier. If you ever needed justification during Easter to eat your childs chocolate candy, look no more.

Those irresistible chocolate bunny ears you were once again contemplating breaking off are now not just a dream. You now know that your children's chocolate bunny ears, which are the exact adult chocolate dosage recommended by doctors are now a matter of life or death, maybe yours. If you choose life, you must intake a small dosage of dark chocolate daily. Sources are sometimes an issue but Easter is a plethora of opportunity when it comes time for accessing life saving chocolate.

If your children want you around, they will gladly appease your need for a healthier life style by willingly handing over the bunny ears... without argument. Somewhere, there are doctors orders to eat the daily ration of chocolate. That's good enough for me...

Happy Easter Everyone!

CBz

Note: Happy April 1st!

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Permalink Reply by Jay Nicholson on April 2, 2010 at 10:46am

Hasenfeffer!

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Permalink Reply by Oldman on April 2, 2010 at 11:23am

Be vewy, vewy, quiet. Haaauuuhaaauu

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Permalink Reply by FF Nick on April 2, 2010 at 12:19pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u14T5wzicqw&feature=related

Now why don't they make chocolate ducks?

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Permalink Reply by Ben Waller on April 2, 2010 at 12:29pm

So what you're saying is "Eat chocolate and run rabbits?"

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Permalink Reply by Ben Waller on April 2, 2010 at 12:29pm

Are we going to repeat the "Peeps Trauma" photos that made the rounds last Easter?

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Permalink Reply by Capt./Chaplain Mike Petrosky on April 2, 2010 at 2:46pm

Ralph, did you stop and pick up the new set of "rabbit ears" for the tv? Easter Bunny is over rated anyways.

Remember the true meaning of Easter. Chaplain Mike.