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So how do YOU phrase it?
Got in to a rather humorous discussion last night about some of the runs we have made in the past where the pt. did not appear to have all their mental faculties in operation. The humorous part was the terms used to describe these individuals. Here are some of MY favorites and I hope some of my brethren out there can possibly add to my library.
The oldies but goodies:
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The lights are on, but nobodies home.
She's a few bricks shy of a full load.
Some of my personal favorites:
She's about a half a bubble out of plumb.
The cheese done slipped off of his cracker.
She's got snakes in her head.
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Her 'tater ain't completely baked.
He's been known to argue with the soap dish.
Or as my dear, departed grandma used to say," That girl is turned funny..."
Now it's your turn!
TCSS
Reg
The oldies but goodies:
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The lights are on, but nobodies home.
She's a few bricks shy of a full load.
Some of my personal favorites:
She's about a half a bubble out of plumb.
The cheese done slipped off of his cracker.
She's got snakes in her head.
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Her 'tater ain't completely baked.
He's been known to argue with the soap dish.
Or as my dear, departed grandma used to say," That girl is turned funny..."
Now it's your turn!
TCSS
Reg
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Permalink Reply by J. D. Rinard on
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Bats are in the bell tower.
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Permalink Reply by Paul Montpetit on
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Coo-Koo for coco puffs
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Permalink Reply by Joe Stoltz on
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From one of the characters on the Carol Burnett show: "She's got splinters in the windmills of her mind."
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Permalink Reply by Reg Mathis on
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Well, at least I'm in the top 25% of SOMEthing!!!
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Ralph, I was thinking the same thing as I was typing my response. I thought I would let Google do the honors for those wishing to further their education.
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Well, the hair, AND I know who Carol Burnett is!
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Permalink Reply by Padre Pete on
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This guy is a wheel short of a tricycle.
Shes bringing a lot more than a carry-on.
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Permalink Reply by Avery Dale on
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Window Licker, Short Bus Rider, RoseArt in the Crayola Box, Frequent Flier, D.R.T = Dead Right There, D.R.T.D = Dead Right There
Damnit, Drunk as a Bicycle.
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HeyI must be old, too then. I remember The Carol Burnett Show.
funny show it was and I miss it.
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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as dumb as a doorknob
as smart as a bag of hammers
a mental midget
his pilot light blew out a while ago
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Permalink Reply by Russell Yount on
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Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Drunker than a lumberjack on payday.
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