I wear magnums instead of high heels.

I laugh when I should probably cry.

My other home is a FD fraught with lies and love.

I want a Ham Sandwich and to go to sleep.

Cheese and Ginger Ale keep me going.

I usually don’t wear makeup because I don’t have time.

The only reason I play softball is for the snacks at the end.

I sleep in my car and oddly…I’m comfortable.

The only reason I go to college is for the rolley chairs.

I can do it but if you want to that’s cool with me.

I get excited and talk too much.

When I try to walk sexy either I get hurt or someone else does.

I think my Bamboo Plant is more interesting than some people.

I would rather have my eyes put out with hot pincers then “Go Clubbing!!”.

I think Beer Pong should be Whiskey Pong, and then I’d play!

I scream like a little bitch if someone else screams.

I like bugs…on the floor away from me.

I am a huge procrastinator.

The best underwear is NO underwear!

The only thing I couldn’t live without is my friends.

I play pool not to win but to talk shit.

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Comment by peter laurimore on January 15, 2009 at 8:11pm
Fantastic i wish there were more like you ...more worred about getting the job done(and looking cute while doing it and not trying) then if you get you hair messed up.
Comment by Tony Leonard,Jr. on November 28, 2007 at 4:14pm
This is a great post.Oh and no make-up needed,your great just the way you are.
Comment by Andrew Robertucci on November 10, 2007 at 11:54pm
great post. and from the picture you have on here i dont think you need makeup. But thats my opinion.
Comment by Arthur T. Kline on November 1, 2007 at 4:06pm
I so hear you sister!!!!
Comment by Danny on October 29, 2007 at 9:50pm
I liked that it was funny..sad thing is i can relate to some of those things also..

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