Doug Walton

Male

Columbia

United States

Profile Information:

Type of Organization
Fire/Rescue Department - Combination
Job Function
Other
Years in Fire/EMS:
A while...well over a decade.
Primary Fire/EMS Department:
Laurel Volunteer Fire Department
Years With Department/Agency
Approximately 5
Dept. Web Site:
http://www.laurelvfd.org
Web Site:
http://howardfire.net
My Training:
* Basic public information officer (June 2007)
* Advanced public information officer (December 2007)
* IS-100
* IS-200
* IS-700
* IS-800
* Most, if not all, of the NIMS and public information classes
Relationship Status:
Single
Why I Joined Fire/EMS
It's been a lifelong desire.

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  • Jeff Borra

    Hey boy how yall doing in greater Downtown Laurel you keeping Phil greenbean and jay out of trouble

    Jul 21, 2008

  • Jeff Borra

    Bull and Turkey

    A turkey is chatting with a bull.
    "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch.
    Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree.
    Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree.
    Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

    Sep 12, 2008

  • Jeff Borra

    Home Depot Scam

    Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers..

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shir ts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.


    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $1.99 each

    Nov 20, 2008