FIREMEN BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS

49, Female

Merced

United States

Profile Information:

Type of Organization
Fire/Rescue Department - Volunteer, N/A
Job Function
Auxiliary/On Scene Support
Years in Fire/EMS:
none but hubby has been for 2 yrs.
Primary Fire/EMS Department:
Livingston, CA
Years With Department/Agency
Just transfered
Other Past or Current Departments and Organizations
Delhi F.D.
Relationship Status:
Married
Facebook or Other Online Profile:
http://myspace.com/firemanbuttsdrivemenuts & http://fubar.com/l...
Why I Joined Fire/EMS
I married into it & became an aux. member.
Top Issues Facing Responders:
Not enough pay for what they do.

Comment Wall:

  • Carter Hulbert

    look at my back ground
  • Amy

    Thanks.. it's the company's pride and joy!
  • Amy

    nice page'
  • Amy

  • Justin

    happy new year have a good and safe one
  • james

    I LOVE THE POEMS EVERYTHING IS PERFECT FIRST TIME ON HERE AND ALREADY LIKE THIS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MAKES MY HEART THROB READIN UR STUFF
  • Jeff Borra

    Hoping you find your Little Girl safe and sound
  • Jeff Borra

    Thanks and you and yours have a safe and Happy 4th out their in Cal
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  • Jeff Borra

    Hope all is going well
    man walks into a pet store and is looking around when he
    > > spots a Chimpanzee in a cage marked, "$1000". The
    > > man looks a little closer and discovers that the chimpanzee
    > > is wearing a T-shirt bearing the
    > > Maltese Cross and is cleaning a fog nozzle. Curious about
    > > this, the man summons the storekeeper and asks him what the
    > > deal is with this thousand dollar monkey. "Sir, You
    > > have discovered our Fire Service Monkeys".
    > >
    > >
    > > This one is our Firefighter version. It has a Basic
    > > Firefighters certification with IFSAC seals, is also a
    > > Licensed Paramedic, can perform vehicle extrications, high
    > > angle rescue and is up to date on current CPR standards. A
    > > very good value for a thousand dollars.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The man is suitably impressed and moves to the next cage,
    > > which is occupied by a gorilla - also wearing the same
    > > T-shirt, but is gnawing on a pen and reading training
    > > manuals.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The storekeeper states, "Sir, You have discovered the
    > > Captain model.This one has an Advanced Firefighter
    > > certification, is capable of training the other monkeys in
    > > basic firefighting skills, and can manage any emergency
    > > scene. It can also type. A very good value for five-
    > > thousand, Sir."
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Impressed, the man moves to the last cage. Inside, he finds
    > > an orangutan, dressed in a white shirt and a tie, but
    > > holding only a coffee cup. The man says, "What does
    > > this one do that he's worth $10,000 ?"
    > >
    > >
    > > The storekeeper clears his throat and says, "Ah, sir,
    > > well, um. we have never actually seen him do anything except
    > > drink coffee and play with himself, but he says he's a
    > > Battalion Chief."
    >
    >



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