Welcome All to the The Castle BRC, International Headquarters.  After many, many fruitless hours and countless "debates" with the architects and designers, the CASTLE BRC is complete.  The Castle itself is guarded by 14' stone walls and 4 "guard" towers.  It is sprawled over just under 5 acres and sits close to the front of our 100 acre tract.  It consists of 250 offices, 30 bedrooms, 5 kitchens, 1 main library with 3 sub-libraries and 2 olympic size pools.  Also part of the Castle BRC, are 3 barns with throughbreds for the ones who enjoy the best in horseback riding.  It is protected by the latest technolgy and weaponry available on todays market.  It is fully sprinklered and has 2 "stations" equipped with 8 Engines, 4 Quints, and 8 brush/wildland/quick attack trucks.  Now it's time to kick back and enjoy! 

 

 

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oops... I sent my crew over to complete the private landing strip in the Castle's back 40 earlier today... sorry... didn't know there were expectations of landing 5 minutes away... I can actually park right next to my Lamborghini and FW's helicopter
well see now I read it that it was a live-in fire station... called "The Castle" for those of us who are snobs... why do you think Tom gave me an office - UNLESS he expects me to be working ???

SO YOU still need to get your ass up in the middle of the night and serve your community with all those fancy tools and trucks...
I'll tell you what... If you're feeling really hot and can't control those fires burning, some night and you can bare-ly handle the heat. You can always request some Mutual Aid, I'll send my best stuff. I should warn you though... When I'm done, everything will be a lil wet...


I know, to the Spanking Room...
Oh please, some one stop me, please, please, please ... nope, can't say it, not nice! FW, don't do it ... NO, NO, NO! If you can't say something nice ... oh hell, whatever!! So, Larry ... how little?
ooooooooooooooooo giiiiirrrrrrrrlllllllllll... you're killing me... ROTFLMAO

it is a target rich environment... with precision accuracy... in my experience, his crew leaves just enough wet for us to know they took the matter in hand, illustrating that then came and went... without causing excessive water damage...
EYES FRONT Young Man...

do not pass go...
do not collect $200...

go STRAIGHT to the SPANKING ROOM...


you can sit on the ice sofa with the other naughty ones... cooling your jets... you will have to push your way in front of Tom... he has had like 5 turns already... and keeps begging for more... and for the life of me, I can't figure out WHY?
I'll take it. Besides all that land in the back perfect place for a cross country course and riding. I like stables although I might have to add my horse to it with the thoroughbreds. I agree Patti, bring on the snowball fight and if we find a good hill we could go sledding and build ramps and go off it.

So who gets the back offices on your side of the castle Tom?
Vacant at this time. Open to ideas. :o) Maybe use it as a "play" room. LOL
Yes Ma'am, arrangements have been made at the Bluegrass Airport for our own arrival area and we'll be able to utiliza the fire deptment entrance on the back side of the airport. Quick in & out when picking our people up.
FW, so glad to see you!! See you're jumping right back in with both feet. LOL.
Larry, it won't be boring. We have the best training facility around and will be doing more burning than you can shake a stick at. Can put you in charge of overseeing all the training if you would like. That will get you enough play time that I think you'll be happy.
OK I just choked on my coffee.....

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