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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks" the little girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.... The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner" the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar.... I think you could go faster"
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "you're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"
The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks" the little girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.... The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner" the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar.... I think you could go faster"
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "you're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"
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Permalink Reply by Ron Ayotte on
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This is probably the millionth time this joke has been recycled...
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Permalink Reply by Ron King (Fire Chief) on
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But its funny everytime you here it!!!
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Permalink Reply by Forsaken Firefighter on
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Feel free to put more jokes in here.... I just heard this one from my Chief last night.
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Permalink Reply by WestPhilly on
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Priest says to a Rabbi "How come you guys don't eat ham"? Rabbi says "It's against our religion. How come you guys don't go out with girls"? Priest says "It's against our religion". Rabbi says "You ought to try it, it's better than ham".
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LOL nice.... A priest and a rabbi get in to a head on M.V.A., as they get out of there cars to see how much damage was done the priest says "WOW!!!! All this damage and we get out with out a scratch" The rabbi looks at him and says "I see you are a priest, I am a rabbi.... This must be the lords way of saying he wants use to meet and share in our stories of faith" As they walk around there cars talking the rabbi notices in the back seat of his car is a bottle of wine. the rabbi says"Would you look at this.... everything else in my car is destroyed yet this bottle of wine is not even scratched. This must be the lord telling us he wants us to rejoice and drink this wine." The priest agreed so the rabbi opened the wine and handed the bottle to the priest who drank his half. The rabbi then took the bottle back and put the cork in it. The priest said "Why don't you drink your half?" The rabbi says "I think I will wait for the cops to get here"
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Permalink Reply by Firefighter Chris on
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Classic, still chuckle everytime I hear it!
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