1. You have the bladder capacity of five people.

2. You have ever restrained someone and it wasn't a sexual experience.

3. You believe that 50% of people of a waste of good air.

4. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash/rollover.

5. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.

6. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

7. You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection it's located… Continue

Like a lot of folks in this Country I have a job.



I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.



In order to get that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with.



What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for… Continue