My Firefighter Nation2024-03-29T14:27:00ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburghttps://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1951395274?profile=RESIZE_48X48&width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1https://my.firefighternation.com/group/jokesandfunnypics/forum/topic/listForContributor?user=0ag0dxfoecgfz&%3Bfeed=yes&%3Bxn_auth=no&feed=yes&xn_auth=noA Shopping Triptag:my.firefighternation.com,2011-12-07:889755:Topic:61003692011-12-07T08:40:46.837ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
Husband and wife were shopping. The husband puts a 24 pack of bud in the cart. The wife says, "What are you doing? You know we can't afford that!" "It's only $10", he replies, as he puts it back. A few aisles later the wife picks up a small container of creme and puts it in the cart. The husband says, "What are you doing?" She replies, "It's my face creme, it' only $20." The husband said, "$20 you know we can't afford that!" The wife says, "But it males my face look pretty." He replied, "So…
Husband and wife were shopping. The husband puts a 24 pack of bud in the cart. The wife says, "What are you doing? You know we can't afford that!" "It's only $10", he replies, as he puts it back. A few aisles later the wife picks up a small container of creme and puts it in the cart. The husband says, "What are you doing?" She replies, "It's my face creme, it' only $20." The husband said, "$20 you know we can't afford that!" The wife says, "But it males my face look pretty." He replied, "So does the bud and it's half the price!" The Titanictag:my.firefighternation.com,2009-06-14:889755:Topic:41167872009-06-14T19:34:03.661ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
Three men, a doctor,an accountant,and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" the doctor answers,"The Titanic" and he was sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say,"How many people died in that ship?"Fortunately the doctor had just watched the movie and he…
Three men, a doctor,an accountant,and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" the doctor answers,"The Titanic" and he was sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say,"How many people died in that ship?"Fortunately the doctor had just watched the movie and he answers, "1500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice,"Name them!" Kung Fu Ninjatag:my.firefighternation.com,2009-02-21:889755:Topic:34952412009-02-21T23:12:55.400ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
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<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GuigcXvcy1A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="never"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GuigcXvcy1A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="never" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Deadly Doctors?tag:my.firefighternation.com,2009-01-13:889755:Topic:33414302009-01-13T17:04:13.283ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
Think about this:<br />
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a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.<br />
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.<br />
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services)<br />
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Then think about this:<br />
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a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.<br />
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.<br />
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.<br />
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Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more…
Think about this:<br />
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a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.<br />
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.<br />
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services)<br />
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Then think about this:<br />
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a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.<br />
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.<br />
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.<br />
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Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.<br />
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.<br />
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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention. English is an easy languagetag:my.firefighternation.com,2008-11-17:889755:Topic:31092442008-11-17T17:18:53.176ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
You think English is easy???<br />
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1) The bandage was <u>wound</u> around the <u>wound</u>.<br />
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2) The farm was used to <u>produce produce</u> .<br />
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3) The dump was so full that it had to <u>refuse</u> more <u>refuse.</u><br />
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4) We must <u>polish</u> the <u>Polish</u> furniture.<br />
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5) He could <u>lead</u> if he would get the <u>lead</u> out.<br />
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6) The soldier decided to <u>desert</u> his <u>dessert</u> in the <u>desert</u>.<br />
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7) Since there is no time like the <u>present</u>, he thought it was time to…
You think English is easy???<br />
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1) The bandage was <u>wound</u> around the <u>wound</u>.<br />
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2) The farm was used to <u>produce produce</u> .<br />
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3) The dump was so full that it had to <u>refuse</u> more <u>refuse.</u><br />
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4) We must <u>polish</u> the <u>Polish</u> furniture.<br />
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5) He could <u>lead</u> if he would get the <u>lead</u> out.<br />
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6) The soldier decided to <u>desert</u> his <u>dessert</u> in the <u>desert</u>.<br />
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7) Since there is no time like the <u>present</u>, he thought it was time to <u>present</u> the <u>present</u> .<br />
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8) A <u>bass</u> was painted on the head of the <u>bass</u> drum.<br />
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9) When shot at, the <u>dove dove</u> into the bushes.<br />
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10) I did not <u>object</u> to the <u>object</u>.<br />
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11) The insurance was <u>invalid</u> for the <u>invalid</u>.<br />
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12) There was a <u>row</u> among the oarsmen about how to <u>row</u> .<br />
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13) They were too <u>close</u> to the door to <u>close</u> it.<br />
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14) The buck <u>does</u> funny things when the <u>does</u> are present.<br />
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15) A seamstress and a <u>sewer</u> fell down into a <u>sewer</u> line.<br />
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16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his <u>sow</u> to <u>sow</u>.<br />
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17) The <u>wind</u> was too strong to <u>wind</u> the sail.<br />
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18) Upon seeing the <u>tear</u> in the painting I shed a <u>tear</u>.<br />
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19) I had to <u>subject</u> the <u>subject</u> to a series of tests.<br />
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20) How can I i<u>ntimate</u> this to my most <u>intimate</u> friend?<br />
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Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.<br />
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And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?<br />
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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?<br />
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.<br />
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English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.<br />
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PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'<br />
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You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .<br />
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There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP'<br />
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It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?<br />
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We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car . At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.<br />
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And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.<br />
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We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP .<br />
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When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .<br />
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When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .<br />
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One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP, so........... it is time to shut UP .!<br />
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Oh . . . one more thing:<br />
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What is the first thing you do in the morning &the last thing you do at night? U-P Oh well, toodle doo. Funny Videostag:my.firefighternation.com,2008-11-10:889755:Topic:30694692008-11-10T05:08:21.903ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
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This discussion is for the funny pics.<br />
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Catherine "FireCat" Murphy i better see some of them pics of the kittens on here. lol
This discussion is for the funny pics.<br />
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Catherine "FireCat" Murphy i better see some of them pics of the kittens on here. lol Funny Jokestag:my.firefighternation.com,2008-10-16:889755:Topic:29301142008-10-16T02:35:41.111ZEvgenie Frolov from Russiahttps://my.firefighternation.com/profile/SPeterburg
this discussion is for jokes. lol
this discussion is for jokes. lol