A few thoughts....
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

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Well done, Ron. Why do I feel like I'm reading all about myself????? By the way...I'd like to punch the person that invented that blasted snooze button.
speaking of the snooze button who decided its good for 9minutes on most alarm clocks?
Hey I was robbed mine only gives me seven minutes!!!
i have killed more alarm clocks because of snooze, great post!
Awsome post Ron. Thanks I needed a laugh.
but that should make you more productive
Good stuff Ron.
You guys have a snooze button???? Boy.... Now talk about being robbed here....
OUTSTANDING well done , that is me for sure lmao made my day thanks
heres one i am guilty of... why do i get out my cell phone to check the time when i know i am wearing a watch... my watch and my cell phone are on the same side of my body...
Aaron Karo Ruminations...
Socks are made for 1 of 3 things, style (they are the crappy ones that look pretty but never last more than one or two wears), Comfort ( the fluffy one that you can wear with slippers but dont fit inside real shoes) and practicallity ( standard dress or sweat socks). When can Hanes combine all three and make a comfy, practical, pretty sock?

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