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chief i told you we didn't need this much lighter fluid
Look at the bright orange nose line and dark circles of the eyes and the curved lips of THAT face...
Who did you piss off ?
Because they have come back to haunt you !!!
The winner of the Five-Alarm-Chili-Competition was clear this year...
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No more shaving...

Tired of managing unsightly body hair...

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Dont ever let the firedept set up and light the pig roast, ever again. Oh and Cheif we told ya not to put that much wood on the pile, as well as 50 gals of lighter fluid. We also dont wish to hear how it would cook 5 pigs faster then one at a time.
They put the pretty red flashing button under glass boxes for a reason...
We have more water coming I hope.
I know big boy, I know...
but you can either play with matches or play with gasoline... but not both!
AWWWW c'mon now......that big whooooosh when you light 5 gallons of gas in a woodpile is awesome!
AAHHHH....Don't wory folks, the firemen are here! Um Chief, you may want to consider calling in more foam, and mybe have all of our eager on lookers step back a few more feet...
Ummm, where's Frank?
If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times - QUIT SMOKING - IT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!!!

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