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How To Clean Your Toilet :
How To Clean Your Toilet :
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> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
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> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
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> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
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> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
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> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
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> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
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> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
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> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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> Sincerely,
> The Dog
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> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
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> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
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> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
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> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
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> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
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> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
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> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
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> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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> Sincerely,
> The Dog
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Comment by Robert on March 30, 2009 at 5:38pm
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Washing machine maybe, But do not put the cat in dryer. I have a 2 year old that tried that. Can you say static.
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I would say that since the instructions were originally published by the dog, you need to file all complaint's to the said dog. I would also suppose that the dog will file the complaint accordingly.
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My cat does not mind the tub but forget the toilet. He was pushed by a two year old since then he won't go near it.
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Comment by John Schander on March 30, 2009 at 12:31pm
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A clean cat is entertainment for the dog.
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Comment by anne potter on March 30, 2009 at 10:46am
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Soooooo badddddddddddddddddd
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Comment by Roy Walker on March 30, 2009 at 3:02am
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The queation is will YOU be able to sleep with one eye open. Cats like elephants never forget!
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Comment by BillySFCVFD on March 29, 2009 at 10:31pm
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My cat is sharpening it's claws and looking for the dog. TCSS
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